My Blog's full of crap
& I don really care
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.Tuesday, March 13, 2007 ♥ 11:14:00 pm ◘
I loved my cell phone because the voices told me to do so
Pick the month you were born: January----- I kicked February----- I loved March----- I smoked April----- I dry humped May----- I choked on June----- I murdered July----- I did the Macarena with August----- I had lunch with September----- I danced with October----- I sang to November----- I yelled at December----- I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1------- a birdbath 2------- a monster 3------- a phone 4------- a fork 5------- a Mexican 6------- a gangster 7------- my cell phone 8------- my dog 9------- my best friends boyfriend 10------ my neighbor 11------- my science teacher 12------- a banana 13------- a fireman 14------- a stuffed animal 15------- a goat 16------- a pickle 17------- your mom 18------- a spoon 19------- myself 20------- a baseball bat 21------- a ninja 22----- a model 23------- a noodle 24------- a squirrel 25------- a football player 26------- my sister 27------- my brother 28------- an ipod 29------ a permanent marker 30------- a llama 31------- a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because I'm cool like that. Black-------because that's how I roll Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual Red--------because the voices told me to do so Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green-----because I hate myself. Purple-----because I'm cool. Gray-------because I was drunk. Yellow-----because someone offered me1,000,000 dollars. Orange----because I hate my family. Brown-----because I was high. Other------because I'm a ninja. None-------because I can't control myself.
